dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via n0hardfeelings)

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

(via janicioso)

I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

(Source: afrodite-xo, via c0mpl3tement-suicidaire)